SCENE: Driving home from Malwart with the week's groceries in the car. The car windows are all rolled down to ventilate the stink from spilled chicken salad in the trunk.

BABY GIRL: Mommy! You've got your hand sticking out the window like some people do!

MOMMY: That's because I'm trying to get rid of a booger.

LITTLE SON and BABY GIRL (together): EWWWWWWWW!!!

(Ten minutes later and a couple of miles closer to home. Mommy hears giggling and looks in the rear view mirror).

MOMMY: Kids. Don't hang your hands outside the window. It isn't safe.

LITTLE SON: You were doing it.

MOMMY: Yes I was, but I was getting rid of a booger.

LITTLE SON and BABY GIRL (together): Okay. So we're flicking boogers, then.

~~~ Children are a blessing from the Lord.~~~